The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020

Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.

I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

satélite

a person is wack; a leech; someone who is taking up space; dead weight

"Bro, the guy is a satélite..."

"She's no good...tremenda satélite..."

by hamilton47 October 16, 2025