random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”
Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”
Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”
by hot actor? May 31, 2021
when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.
by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017
A soul-sucking, government run institution of "higher learning" in the cradle of Sacramento where nepotism rules, critical thinking is stifled, and dreams go to die.
The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.
The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.
John: I put in applications for UC Davis, Berkeley, and Stanford. You?
Jacob: CSU Sacramento
John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?
Jacob: CSU Sacramento
John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?
by Skywalker_77 June 30, 2014
by ProZach4Life December 05, 2011
WHEN UR IN THE SHOWER, WASHING UR ASS AND UR FINGER GOES IN YOUR ASSHOLE, U THINK ABOUT REMOVING IT BUT YOU R DICK GETS HARD AND SO YOU JERK OFF!!
"HENRY HAS BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR TWENTY MINUTES, IF YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING HE'S GIVING HIMSELF A SACRAMENTO SUBMARINE
by RONHOVE March 26, 2009
The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.
Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".
Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".
Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".
by APeezy_UK54 November 17, 2010
Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do
Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!
Lakers fan: Riiiight....
Lakers fan: Riiiight....
by Geeter August 20, 2006