Humiliation Ritual

AKA a job interview

I swear man, job interviews are just humiliation rituals. "WHy dO YOu WanT tO wORk hErE?" so I can pay my bills and not starve in the streets bitch, why are you asking me such retarded questions? Instead I'm forced to give some bullshit answer on how I'm "passionate about it" like I'm sort of jester dancing for your sadistic pleasure.

by fencetape April 18, 2024

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.

Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

Humiliation Ritual

A conspiracy theory created to discredit successful black men by alleging that they are forced by some third party (i.e. the illuminati, hollywood, record labels, etc.) to publicly humiliate themselves. It is rooted in homophobia and toxic masculinity.

Kid Cudi performing in a dress is a humiliation ritual. There's no way a successful black man would willingly wear a dress on live television, there must be another reason.

by RationalMinded January 4, 2024

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

Ritual Week

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)

Ritual Week:

Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?

Pledge 2: No not yet

Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.

by RWeek November 26, 2011