A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
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Get the golden retriever boyfriend mug.A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me
"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy
"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy
"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
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Get the Golden Retriever mug.A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever
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Get the Golden Retriever mug.The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
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Get the elder golden retriever husband mug.A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
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