The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.
(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.
(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
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Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.
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