Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.

Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.

by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021

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Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!

"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"

by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011

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