Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire or just Quagmire is a fictional character from the cartoon Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted Neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.

He went so Quagmire last night.

by Adjsoto August 8, 2016

quagmire

Not Glenn Quagmire. A quagmire is a soft boggy area that gives way underfoot.

"Quagmire is SO giddy!"

by BigOreo_foldup123 December 14, 2022

quagmire in a wheelchair

Being in an inflamed wheelchair while R34 quagmire is smiling scarily with the death note 2nd theme song plays.

I played happy wheels as a quagmire in a wheelchair.

by Pyrixel August 10, 2023

quagmire

When someone cancel's plans last moment or when someone builds you up to hang out but has no follow through; cancel culture

He was sending me messages on Grindr but when I got there, it was a quagmire

by greek_hedonist March 31, 2022

Quagmire

an awkward, complex, or hazardous situation

Maneuvering through the quagmire of backroom bargaining and subterfuge is now more dangerous than ever

by Youth2235 April 7, 2019

Quagmire arm

A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.

“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”

by TheRealAdG October 11, 2025

uh quagmire?

a joke a bald guy laughed at

uh Quagmire? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by no hairline March 28, 2021