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Porkchop Smorkrop

A descriptor meaning a person or thing which acts silly.
You're such a porkchop smorkrop!
by RedDotShark18 April 26, 2024
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porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
mugGet the porkchopmug.

porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.
Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.
by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023
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wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.
I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.
by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010
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cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.
Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!
by Medical Distress June 4, 2017
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Porkchop

A type of meat made out of pigs
Hey mom whats for dinner its porkchop sweetie
by Zed my man October 19, 2023
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