Porch monkey 

A black man

Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey

Porch monkey by Somekidthatisrasist1290 November 1, 2017

Porch Monkey 

A nigger

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.

Porch Monkey by Lyncher666 December 13, 2017

Porch Monkey 

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

Porch Monkey by Quack-tastic May 25, 2007

Porch Monkey 

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

Porch Monkey by Rob Bob May 22, 2008

Porch monkey 

A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

Porch monkey by Warrior Nation December 14, 2008

porch monkey 

A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

porch monkey by WD40 January 2, 2008

Porch Monkey 

A nigger

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.

Porch Monkey by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018