musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.

Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.

by peniledysfunction February 16, 2011

pooter punt

kicking of the vagina in the same manner you would punt a football, very painful, can be used to make a point, revenge, or birth control,

WARNING: There is a very good chance if you pooter punt your girlfriend she will never have sex with you ever again.....so pooter punt responsibly!

Man your old lady is being such a cunt i'm two seconds from pooter punting her!!

by 11shooter July 25, 2010

Sugar Pooter

When you pass gas and a little bit of crap comes out and makes your butt hole sticky, like wet sugar.

Dan: I really gotta fart, but it might be a sugar pooter!

Lauren: Sick! Do you know how many pair of your underwear I've had to throw away!!

Dan: Yeah, that was definitely a wet one, I'll be right back!

by LGingerP June 17, 2009

pooter-tang

The area between a woman's pooter (butthole) and poontang (vagina). A female version of a taint.

The pooter-tang is a rare delicacy where flavors from the north and south meet.

by Brian Phish January 26, 2008

Pooter Pudding

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.

Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.

by Brett Lu Pone October 29, 2005

pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear

Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef

by Pooplips November 27, 2018

Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019