Poochie

A total fuck tard.... a wanna be gangster

"LOL look at that guy hes a total poochie"

by Sean&JeriHayes April 23, 2013

Poochie

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.

Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochie head ass.

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Poochie

When you’re feeling pretty and horny

Samantha was poochie last night

by Pooter420 December 12, 2021

poochie toss

Another word for "Jousting", the official sport of the state of Maryland.

Me and some friends are going to go poochie tossing later, if you wanna come.

by WadeintheWater12 March 27, 2022

poochie

A way of saying dog

like "hey poochie how is your day like?"

by ds204704 February 8, 2018

Poochies

A poochie is someone that you can closely rely on, it's what you call your best friends, if you are feeling creative try adding chackens at the end of it, especially if your friends are country poochies. Anyone you're close with can be a poochie, but some pooches can be more pooch than other poochies

Hey my best poochies pants that chackens are coming

by Xxxesquigi June 5, 2017

Poochie

When someone does some dumb shit and acts slow as shit also a bitch

Aisa:“Omfg Salma you’re such a poochie”

by Aisa_slay November 30, 2017