Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
Get the Perpetual Privatemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).mug. When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more
Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022
Get the perpetually hangrymug. A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
Get the Perpetual Wipemug. The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.
by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017
Get the perpetual motion squadmug. Did you see Perpetual Bliss?
Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.
Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.
by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009
Get the Perpetual Blissmug. A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
Get the Perpetual Freshman Syndromemug.