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Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 30, 2015
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Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN)

A female narcissist who looks for ways to continuously oppress herself. She also has a propensity for engaging in risky behaviors, then bitching about the consequences of said behaviors. Typically your average no brained female hot take from a pick me girl
Guy 1: God, that Becca is such a: Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN). She put herself at risk by getting drunk at a party and got taken advantage of by a drunk guy, then ranted about how it's all men's fault and how she's oppressed everywhere she goes.

Guy 2: You're right, she's such a POFN.
by Commando_257 February 3, 2024
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Perpetual bitch syndrome

Perpetual bitch syndrome is when a male loses all of his masculine characteristics due to severely low testosterone levels. Someone suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome will undoubtedly cruise through life as spineless, weak-willed loser who only can find a small and dim lit happiness either in the bottom of a bottle or from their ugly slag partner that is barely an excuse for a woman.
Man 1: “Dam Tony acts a different after he got his new girlfriend” Man 2: “Its pretty sad, he's unfortunately suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome.”
by Fjewojwbruaisnxxb January 3, 2024
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Perpetuing

(pur-PEH-choo-ing) (verb; spiritual, eternal, Kingdom-based)

The perpetual state of living in communion with God through Jesus the Messiah—receiving His love, remaining in His presence, flowing in His Spirit, resting in His peace, and walking in His truth.

It is a lifestyle elevated above earthly striving—a sacred rhythm. A seamless union of receiving and releasing, resting and rising, healing and ministering. It is God's Spirit-led undertakings, and Spirit-filled availability; not earthly-defined deeds, or self-powered spirituality. Living beyond the fray.

It is a constant state of carrying eternity in one’s perspective, living beyond the fray from within Heaven, not merely toward it. Being a conduit through which Heaven enters earth. Anchored in truth (John 14:6), rooted in love (John 13:34-35), remaining in Jesus (John 15), praying always (1 Thessalonians 5:17), soaring in trust (Isaiah 40:31), established in peace (Isaiah 26:3), obeying Jesus (Matthew 28:19-20), belonging to God's family and Kingdom (Ephesians 2:17), engaging with God (James 4:8).

Expanded Definition:
Perpetuing is the lifestyle of one who chooses to abide without ceasing, trust without doubting, love without limit, and live without spiritual interruption. It is rooted in the belief that we are not just called to momentary obedience but to perpetual communion — where every breath is a prayer, every response is surrendered, and every season is seen through the light of eternity.
I am perpetuing today, walking in peace and purpose beyond what the world sees.
Her life is a testimony of perpetuing, a continual flow of God’s presence and power.
I’m not just surviving, I’m perpetuing.
She lives a life of perpetuing; steady, surrendered, and Spirit-filled.
by Blessing Others June 6, 2025
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Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
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Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
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What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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