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Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.
"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"
by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017
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onionshuck

When a girl gives a handjob to a man with a large foreskin
Damn girl what an onionshuck.
by FASHWANIUGANDI February 2, 2018
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Onionspeak

Onionspeak is a way of speaking that includes the name of food and dishes (mostly Italian ones) to explain feelings that can't be explained
Onionspeaker one: Dude, no kidding, I'm pretty pesto right now. Like, my onion juice is not there.
Onionspeaker two: Bro, just... just be a little lasagna, ok?
by somenameidc May 18, 2021
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Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.
Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.
by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011
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bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."
by thedickbutt April 20, 2014
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Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
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