It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.

Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!

by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009

Older sibling

You hate them one minute the other ur getting food together while jamming in their car

Older sibling: *comes in room*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go

*dies laughing in car*

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 20, 2023

Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan

Correct statement that upsets Azeris and Turks, a way of trolling and driving them mad.

Azeri: Armenia has no History 🤬
Armenian: Coca Cola older than Azerbaijan 🗿

by Kikiller February 29, 2024

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

older sister

The greatest person ever to exist in your life. Always has your back, inspires you, and makes you happy!

You: Hey, let’s go out in the hallway and play WAR!
older sister: When do we start?

by shroomlight June 16, 2023

16 years older

The perfect age difference for an Oregon couple to be. If he is 51 from Oregon and she is 35 from Montana. Both gone through enough shit in life. Donny and Larra meet.

Donny 51 is 16 years older then Larra 35, on the first date , they made it in the Urban dictionary.

by Pdxtomopin February 6, 2023

older sister magic

A word documented in Heartstopper.
It describes the magic of an older sister.
Contains: appearing at a random moment without anyone noticing.

Nick: How'd you do that?
his sister: Older Sister Magic.

by definethere December 4, 2022