james nye

stupid boy alone in a sandbox in love with a shovel. yeah, whateva.

ooh look at me i'm james nye!

by your mother January 15, 2004

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Noun (professional vernacular);
Shortened form: Bill Nye

The grade attributed to college work that is especially poor, incomprehensible, or which otherwise provokes a negative response from the grader, i.e. "Jesus Horatio Christ on a jet-ski, this paper is fucking awful."

Symbolized by a frowny face drawn in feces (preferriby non-human, but results may vary according to circumstances) on the physical copy of the student's paper.

Etymology: a variation of the pornographic and scatological practice known as the Dirty Sanchez.

Great jumping skyscrapers of fetid whale excrement, this pile of regurgitated crap gets a Bill Nye the Science Guy!

by Anonymous Tall Guy February 23, 2011

Bill Nye The Science Guy

He's not a real fucking scientist. He's a D-List celebrity that was brought back into the media because 90's babies craved the nostalgia. If you believe any of the shit that spews out of his mouth... then congrats! you have been bamboozled into believing the political propaganda hes's been lazily shitting out on his new Netflix show. If you loved what he had to say in his old show you watched educationally in elementary school, then say no more fam! Actually, FORGET EVERYTHING he said before!! Go ahead and take everything he taught you before, and fuck it raw! Because now, he's back and worse off than ever! No real science! Just opinion, and terrible acting! What he's the best at! And if that begins to bore you, because he's not as funny as he thinks he is, why don't you pull up a video of him arguing even more childish than Donald Trump with REAL scientist and meteorologists! Listen to him as he shouts, "WRONG. WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG" to people who have devoted their entire lives to researching, and studying real facts! The ones that explore real issues and new scientific theories, because, uh, Bill....we found out there are only two genders like....................well forever ago! Who else but Bill that created himself a stage name and a character and still portrays it. Because we all know who has stage names!!! Musicians, performers and actors!! Good job Bill........

Bill Nye The Science Guy is a fucking Cuck

by haytherefriend March 5, 2018

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Educational Youtube Poop.

Seriously, if you've watched them both, you'll see that Bill Nye the Science Guy is just as silly, random, and repetitive as Youtube Poop...just with an educational twist.

by Lebrochaun November 9, 2009

bill nye

A name used when someone is smart talking you/ being too technical.

“Alright, don’t go bill nye on my ass”

by your loving mom November 23, 2018

Dr. Ip-Nye Botie

a word used to describe someone who has irreplacable characteristsics, and is weird hero among friends. they can always bring in a laugh, go off the deep end, and/or do the most absurd thing imaginable. the "Dr." offsets that the person isn't actually a doctor, but should have a title nonetheless. "Ip-Nye Botie" (pronounced IP-NIGH-BOW-TIE or IP-NEE-BOW-TEE) is just a qualifying name for someone who is easily spotted as being different.

Frank: "We're heading to the movie around 8 o'clock."

Jed: "Okey dokey. I'm bringing a few friends. I told them I had a plans for a clothes-on orgy during the film."

Frank: "Thanks for the warning Dr. Ip-Nye Botie."

by SongWritingBum April 8, 2010

Joseph Nye

Former Assistant Secretary of Defense and Dean of Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government. He is author of Soft Power: The Means to Success in World Politics

Also, future father of your children

See: badass

"Soft power key to check terrorism" - Nye 04

"Dude, did you read the stuff Nye published last week?"
"Yeah, that guy's a straight-up baller"

"Joseph Nye hardens my soft power"

by RU4Serious? August 13, 2008