Ned

A true epic gamer and musician, more so than that fucking loser Ted

'Woah I sure am glad I am Ned, not that stupid fucking idiot Ted'

by NotNedThisIsTedISwear June 2, 2020

Ned

Alien ballsack on crack big smack butt crack cute snack thick pack

Me: "Ned get your ass over here"
Ned: "ok"

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 6, 2020

Ned

The best person to have ever walked anywhere. The best person in the universe and mashes the most pum

Neds are limited because white people have no imagination of child names and no way are you gunna find a black ned

by Yungestincharg3 November 2, 2017

Ned

A caring loving boy who is always there for you and will always pull through.

Wow he's acting like a real ned today

by Ifud8d66cgu March 17, 2017

Ned

Ned is a smart, funny, cool guy who is very popular, has lots of friends and is very well liked.
He loves to have fun and hang out with friends. Only the oddballs do not like Ned. Ned is also an Australian and loves surfing.

Person:Hey Ned! Want to have a party?
Ned: Sure, mate! Let's go!

by CookingId June 13, 2016

Ned

EVERY NED AREN'T THAT BAD OKAY ?
THERE IS SOME GOOD ( or at least that try to be good) NED IN THE WORLD CUZ THAT'S ALSO A FIRSTNAME !
DONT BE SO MEAN WITH A SIMPLE WORD !!!!!!!!!

person : hi Ned
Ned : JUST "HI" CUZ I'M A NORMAL PERSON

by lil' snowgirl November 21, 2021

Ned

Ned is Tom Hollands bestfriend in Spiderman.

Ned, you're my bestie for life!

by never gonna' give you up March 18, 2022