Mom

Are you really fucking retarded? WTF! If you don't even know a Mom mean Iĺl tell you Mom mean a scariest human in the world.

Your Mom Gay.

Mom by Someonelm May 28, 2018

MoM

Acronym for "Mail order Marijuana"

Dude 1: Bro, I just bought MoM from this totally legit place I found out about on Reddit!

Dude 2: Gnarly, bro! Just remember, sharing is caring.

MoM by hashtag liangiappe June 28, 2018

Mom

A goddess from another dimension that can create an unlimited amount of food using quantum physics.

Mom, can you make some spaghetti?

Mom by LordBobby_Smartman September 3, 2018

MOM

1. Anyone that takes care of you, listens to you ramble, loves you even when you are a dope, and never bad mouths you to strangers no matter what.

2. The highest term of endearment.

Thanks Mom

MOM by L'eggs January 12, 2011

Mom

BFFl

My mom is the bestest freind till I die or maybe even when I'm dead

Mom by Swagger wolf June 24, 2016

mom

The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.

Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!

mom by Hopee. July 12, 2010

Mom

Some asshole bitch that lives in your house who is just a waste of space.

Hey man my mom is such a fat ass bitch

Mom by Knowledge god. February 21, 2009