Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

Marmalade

Someone/something sweet or juicy.

Maan that female on the corner is Marmalade! Wish I was baking so I could ask her if she had some extra sugar!

Friend: Nah don't do it man, that girl aint got no sugar, Iv never seen her bake anything.

by lavidalocita March 5, 2020

Marmalade

The word to text when you have no idea where to go with a conversation but are too involved to want to back out.

Keleb: "So ya, that was my summer..."
You: "... Marmalade..."

by Marmalade... March 13, 2020

Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014

Marmalade

Absolute cinema \_(*-*)_/

Very tasty.

Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu

Boy: Marmalade is my favorite food, and I love eating it especially when playing Animal Crossing.

Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.

by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025