weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues
Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin
by Buck white December 2, 2017
mugGet the weaping marlinmug.

Marlinning

When you ask a bullshitter a direct question and they talk for 30 minutes about everything other than the thing you asked them about. It's usually done to try to distract you from something stupid they did.
The tech drilled a hole in the wood floor. I asked him why he would do that and he started marlinning like crazy. He told me about his wrist surgery and his kids 7th birthday party but I still have no idea why he would drill a hole in the floor.
by TechDippy June 29, 2023
mugGet the Marlinningmug.

Marlin

a super cute girl with a big heart! if you have her ik your life, keep her forever. she is loving, caring and kind to others. she is always there for you. overall you can say she is an amazing person. but don’t piss her of, ill just say that.
“this new girl is amazing, but i don’t know her name!”

“oh she is probably a marlin
by makuii October 17, 2019
mugGet the Marlinmug.

Marlin

a beautiful girl that you should keep forever! she is kind, adorable and loving. she let everyone be in her life. overall she is an amazing person and she is even funny! love her and she loves you, but don’t piss her off!
the new girl is so kind to other persons, but i dont know her name»
«her name is privatbil marlin»
by makuii October 17, 2019
mugGet the Marlinmug.

Marlinator

The marlinator, a tool of cyber destruction.
Dat 11 day boot by the marlinator was fun.
by Marlinator March 6, 2013
mugGet the Marlinatormug.

Marlin

The ugliest, most annoying, stupid, weird, person you will ever meet. Never trust them. They are named after a fish for a reason.
Marlin sucks
by addidabaddie February 27, 2022
mugGet the Marlinmug.

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.
Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch
by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025
mugGet the The Marlin .22 Riflemug.

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