Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly

Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.

by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 07, 2010

Malfunction

A term used when a machine doesn't start or is faulty.

My wife malfunctioned while doing the dishes, so I gave her a lil kick.

by the person next to you ;) December 12, 2021

Malfunction

When a female gets upset at simple things. When a female can't act right.

Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.

She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.

Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.

If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.

by sillybastardtrixrforkids March 24, 2021