A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 23, 2019
Get the Projectile Malfunctionmug. pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
Get the pernus malfunctionmug. Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.
She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.
Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.
If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.
She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.
Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.
If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.
by sillybastardtrixrforkids March 24, 2021
Get the Malfunctionmug. when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.
by brkavich June 8, 2010
Get the freight malfunctionmug. Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean
Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
Carol: Jack your so mean
Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017
Get the Hairline Malfunctionmug.