love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude

by jay the emperor December 30, 2022

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

my dogs

beautiful feet

your my dogs are so easy to lick!

by fisher the fish September 28, 2022

I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024