tin-a mortis Is where you have so many tins of beer, completely cooked and drunk, you pass out sitting up while still holding your tin with a death claw. Similar to Rigor Mortis.
by Azza Kraka-phat April 30, 2023

by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023

The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.
by Kid Vortex March 15, 2019

by Standfield August 13, 2012

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007

A show usually enjoyed by kids that say that they’re so smart, but usually can’t even spell the word “smart.” Viewers of the show, though they think that they have high IQs, are stupid to the point of using the word “squanch” a word in no official dictionary and therefore stupid slang, in conversation. Ironically gravity falls creator Alex hirsch is friends with the creator of this show. Who would’ve thought that the creator of a very intelligent children’s show like gravity falls, would be friends with the creator of a show that lowers IQs beyond comprehension. But anyways, the show somehow managed to go on for 3 seasons, possibly more, whilst the best we got with gravity falls after it ended is it airing on Disney channel. HOW?!? The show more or less just rides on the coattails of the successful kids show, but for the adults that overheard their kids watching gravity falls, and it somehow WORKS!
by Jonathan Schillings April 17, 2018

by 420today May 10, 2011
