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mile high deuce

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023
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Mile High Club Host

1) Highest level of the Mile High Club that one can achieve. To have sex with the pilot in an aircraft at least 1 mile high above the ground. The pilot having sex becomes a Mile High Club Host, and the other individual becomes a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
Spencer: Hey George! I heard you took Kacy up for a flight for your date. Did you join the Mile High Club?

George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏
by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 25, 2024
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mile high wings

Having sex while in an airplane.
Jerry got his mile high wings when he banged the flight attendant in the cockpit.
by DeepDishPizza August 1, 2016
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Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.
“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that
by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022
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mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)
Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
by Beauties September 5, 2016
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Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.
Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017
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Mile High Club

by Trengerpenger July 19, 2017
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