mile high deuce

A bowel movement taken on an airplane

After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.

by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023

Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.

On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.

by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022

Mile High Club

Contrary to popular belief, *this* definition refers to the most difficult, rage-inducing Veteran mission from Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Mile High Club is the epilogue to CoD 4, and attempting to complete it on Veteran is wishing for death's sweet release after only about 5 attempts.

"I've broken 3 controllers trying to beat Mile High Club."

by BiMaruZura November 11, 2022

mile high guy

Similar to the mile high club. The mile high guy is a guy who masturbates on a plane

During his flight to Ohio, John became a mile high guy in the plane lavatory.

by Folsomdude March 19, 2021

Mile High, High Five

A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.

Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.

by MileHighFive December 3, 2025

Mile High Club Host

Mile High Club at the highest level. To have sex 1 mile high in an airplane with the pilot. If achieved, the pilot has now become a Mile High Club Host and the other individual has become a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).

3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.

George: Hey Spencer I heard you took Kacy on a flight for your date! Did you join the Mile High Club?

Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.

by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 25, 2024

Mile High Club Host

1) Highest level of the Mile High Club that one can achieve. To have sex with the pilot in an aircraft at least 1 mile high above the ground. The pilot having sex becomes a Mile High Club Host, and the other individual becomes a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.

Spencer: Hey George! I heard you took Kacy up for a flight for your date. Did you join the Mile High Club?

George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏

by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 25, 2024