bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)

"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"

by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

G.A.F. Meter

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.

"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"

by HotDogPants September 21, 2018

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023