Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023

Marlonized

When Michael burgess works on a car, it becomes marlonized

It’s been marlonized!

by Tbonemarlon July 14, 2020

marlon and alexandra

Perfect people. Just the best

hey is that marlon and alexandra over there?

Wow those are the best people in the world

by ISpeakThatTruth September 12, 2020

marlon and alexandra

the best people in the world

hey those are the best people ever! Its marlon and alexandra!

by ISpeakThatTruth September 12, 2020

Marlon

Hes a piece of shit hobbit and hes the reason of world hunger.

ooooo shit a marlon

by Dyre September 16, 2020

Marlon

Listen up everyone, if you don’t have a Marlon in your life fucking find one they are the sweetest and most caring people in the world and they will never leave your side I know for a fact that they are a amazing because I have been blessed to have one in my life so If your lucky enough to have a Marlon in your life don’t take it for granted (L+M)

Imagine having Marlon as your boyfriend

Yeah, it’s fucking amazing

by :)I love you October 17, 2020

Marlon

He's a hot guy, at first he seems innocent but the better you know him, you get to know his dominant side, he would do anything to make your dreams happen, He is one who would do everything for you and would always fight for you, he is quite possessive and would show everyone very proud that you will only belong to him. Let's not forget that he loves stars abnormally, he would look at the stars with you every night or watch the sunset. He is the definition of a perfect boyfriend.

Y/N: Hey Marlon wanna look at the Stars?
Him: Of course, be sure that not only this will happen.

What.

by bunnysgf July 23, 2022