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Marlon

The Gayest Person in the world, likes boys and sucks at fortnite.
Marlon: "Hey Vincent!"
Vincent: " Shut up Gay Guy, nigga."
by Marcent November 2, 2020
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Listen up everyone, if you don’t have a Marlon in your life fucking find one they are the sweetest and most caring people in the world and they will never leave your side I know for a fact that they are a amazing because I have been blessed to have one in my life so If your lucky enough to have a Marlon in your life don’t take it for granted (L+M)
Imagine having Marlon as your boyfriend

Yeah, it’s fucking amazing
by :)I love you October 17, 2020
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Marlon

He‘s a really weird guy. He has blond hair and he has no drip. At least he‘s good at Fifa. In Switzerland we call him „Nuttäsohn“ and „Habasch“
Hey Marlon, you son of a bitch.
by Flopro69 November 23, 2021
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Marlon is the most sweetest person you will ever meet. You can be yourself around him and be comfortable. He is very kind and nice but also can be very shy . Once you get to know him tho he is a really down to earth person. If you come across a Marlon you’re very lucky.
Did you Marlon today? He looks very nice.
by Chickendeznuts November 23, 2021
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A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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Marlon Wayans

ALSO has a new stand up special where he dogs the shit out of Chris Rock... Hilarious!
Hym "Marlon Wayans had a comedy special too. It was good. I enjoyed it. It was on Hbo Max."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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Marlon ; Marlon’s are rather stupid. Obese and try to be funny when they are not. Marlon’s tend to have no friends and no morals. It’d be hard to ever find a true down to earth marlon. If you are looking for a husband never find a Marlon
Ew is that Marlon, his so ugly
by Hallo brooo March 18, 2023
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