Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

Marlon

A guy who may be good looking BUUUT definitely not bf material! Not a type of person to waste your energy on because they will never want to grow. They are the type of person who stays stuck on the hs vape phase.

Omg you're dating Marlon? DUMP HIM!!

by MADAM BERRIES & CREAM October 27, 2021

marlon crook

Sex God

Omg that's Marlon Crook!

by 😈 May 28, 2014

Marlon

The Gayest Person in the world, likes boys and sucks at fortnite.

Marlon: "Hey Vincent!"
Vincent: " Shut up Gay Guy, nigga."

by Marcent November 2, 2020

Marlon

He‘s a really weird guy. He has blond hair and he has no drip. At least he‘s good at Fifa. In Switzerland we call him „Nuttäsohn“ and „Habasch“

Hey Marlon, you son of a bitch.

by Flopro69 November 23, 2021

Marlon

Marlon is a white dude whose head is the shape of an egg, he most likely shaved it when he as drunk as a stupid bet

Marco: Whose that ugly ah guy

Jake: Oh that's Marlon

by sadaskdlad October 13, 2022

Marlon

To pull someone into a TEAMS meeting, uninvited, at any time of the day...

Marlon Marloned Chris into a meeting at 1 AM

by MZ1987 June 17, 2021