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turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift
Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline
by drew23ski October 17, 2009
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Great Wolf Lodge

An awesome water park with crappy food, adults that get drunk while their kids swim, and kids that claw your legs in the hot tub. BEWARE!
by @jmini249 January 15, 2017
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Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.
Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.
by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023
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“A frequently visited place.”
Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.
by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020
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Lodge Fags

People that participate in secret societies that meet in lodges that commit homosexual acts as part of their blackmailing process for continued membership. ( e.g. Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"
I don't associate with lodge fags. (Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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Lodge

The local group of people or the meeting place for social clubs such as Freemasons or Moose. A very beautiful and sexy woman named Jen will disagree and say the term only applies to the meeting place but she is incorrect.
I'm joining a lodge
by Rob Molecule August 3, 2025
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lodge park academy

A shit school in Corby where the teachers (mr John English) hit the kids and the food is mouldy
dr akgul: hi
Miss irons: lodge park academy
by Miss shafei February 7, 2022
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