by jjb3 August 18, 2009
A fluctuation in your heart rate felt moments after biting into food that has a high fat content, is really greasy, or just unhealthy in general. One may feel their breathing go heavy and feel a food coma coming along as they feel the cholesterol flowing through their veins.
1: Yo man, you ok? You haven't taken a bite of your big mac in a minute, bro.
2: Nah, man. Is it okay if we go chill at your pad? I think I'm having a lard attack
2: Nah, man. Is it okay if we go chill at your pad? I think I'm having a lard attack
by thesoaris February 17, 2015
A person who is believed to have lard on his or her body: A person who is the age of 25 or below and is 350 lbs. minimum and has lard on their body
Lard-x is believed to be the fattest person in our school, if he does not truly have lard, then thus he must be fat Travis
by Boi Who Be Chungus February 12, 2019
by Morgan Rennie May 16, 2003
by Dudu83 January 15, 2017
The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.
by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011
A reference to formerly junky "Comfort Food" diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the Hipster Elite.
"Did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and Icelandic goat cheese 'n' macaroni at The Greez And Spoon? It's SO Avant Lard..."
by longrider700 January 09, 2015