dirty krista

When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.

Damn, i woke up this morning and jamie was pullin' a dirty krista, hard!

by chablowme July 2, 2006

krista lea harrison

a girl who suffered and suffered and suffered. 11 year old who had something to do with 12 year old, Tina Harmon and 10 year old, Deborah Kaye Smith

may they rest in pieces
1969-1981 (Tina)
1972-1982 (Deborah)
1971-1982 (Krista)

Me: krista lea harrison was such a nice girl who was picking up aluminum cans with her friend until someon-
Mom: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

by youtuber1289 April 28, 2022

Naomi Krista Ramos

gay, retarded, has a bf cousin, and acts cool by saying she smokes.

wow i hate that girl, reminds me of a naomi krista ramos

by imnotgay101 June 9, 2019

krista-t

kRistA is sOooo ePiCcc, sHeS likE sOo epiC dOoOOd likE oH mY gOsHhh, i lOvee kRsitatafkckmf

hii keeee and ryannn * wink wink *

OMG I WISH I WAS krista-t !!!! , HOTHOTHOT

by krista17 October 27, 2019

Krista Shauerte

Beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. A woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. Has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. ALWAYS carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. Always there for both family and friends. And able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.

"Did you see that girl?" "Yeah! She must be like a Krista Shauerte!"

by IfICouldFindYouNow August 24, 2011

Krista

An angry short blonde woman. Perhaps a teacher. So cheesy and blonde moments are common. Krista’s like to have fun 🍷

girl - hey don’t be such a krista.

by jpkv!! January 31, 2024

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023