The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.
You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....
You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....
by imperatorcons August 17, 2011
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1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
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A weird girl who thinks she is funny. She gets good grades and is very socially awkward. No one actually likes her. Oh and she draws.
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Get the Konstantin mug.Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
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