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Konstantin

The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.

You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....
I, Konstantin, I suppose, am an example of myself?
by imperatorcons August 17, 2011
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Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).
1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017
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A weird girl who thinks she is funny. She gets good grades and is very socially awkward. No one actually likes her. Oh and she draws.
Hay, stop being weird. Dont be a Konstantinia.
by Not_Konstantinia May 25, 2020
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A guy that always gets friendzoned. He can't handle alcohol. If he drinks one beer shot, he turns into the baby dragon. His future plan is to get a independent entrepreneur in the taxi business. He doesnt know know how to speak to females and stands alone at the corner when they arrive. His shoes cost more than his entire life is worth.
Female: Who is that ugly guy at the corner?

Friend: That's Konstantinos, the baby dragon.
by Sim the pro March 20, 2022
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VERY HIGH guy and jobless
My life is miserable

Oh you are basically Konstantin
by Aloeprince September 11, 2018
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Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
girls: Konstantin is really cute!
boys But you are taller then him?
girls: And?
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
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Konstantin

Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
girls: Konstantin is really cute
boys: But you are taller than him?
girls: And?
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
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