Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on December 23, 2007

Gettin' Jizzy

Sending private messages, emails, texts, etc on social media to someone you've been Internet stalking between the hours of 1am to 6 am while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jackie told her husband last night that Christopher was gettin' jizzy on Facebook.

by Dr. Loomas March 2, 2016

jizzy frizzles

dried man juice tangled in pubic hair

"After all that sloppy sex last night, I had the worst jizzy frizzles I needed to comb it out!"

by Kdotess August 24, 2008

Jizzy Jake

when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat

Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 2, 2003

jizzy phillips

Born and raised in the streets of southwest Philly. Score lord.. never seen a shot he did not like. When he shoot 3's they crowd would scream "Lay up"

Don't leave jizzy Phillips open!!!!!!

by Ed salary April 27, 2017

Jizzy Joey

When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.

Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey

by Supremejames June 14, 2016