When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
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Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
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big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.
Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass
by lacky maky December 2, 2022
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Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022
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A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow May 19, 2011
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There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...
by Its m3 April 18, 2020
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He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
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