jurassic rock

Old, boring, generic 1970's rock including somewhat obscure AOR tracks. Too often referred to as "classic rock" along side real classic rock.

Jurassic rock includes anything by Foghat, Head East, Nazareth, Grand Funk Railroad etc... also includes any 70's rock song over 10 minutes in length like Free Bird.

by ckatheman August 14, 2008

Jurassic Park

a group of middle aged or older people, usually at a bar

Can't go to the pub tonight, once bowling gets out it's like juraasic park there

by tom ferrek March 11, 2004

jurassic park

IT HAPPENED! On a small island the coast of New Zealand. A comapny known as Ingen using fossilized mosquitos to bring back cloned dinosaurs.

"I wish I was at Jurassic Park right now. Then I could meet Jeff Goldbloom on the shitter.

by J Knudsen May 11, 2008

jurassic grass

Best movie, find it on youtube and subscribe

Type an example of how it’s used in a sentence Jurassic grass is great

by My thumb is bleeding right now April 3, 2018

Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008

Jurassic World Dominion

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.

Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"

by LittleTimmyCry July 20, 2022