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Joaquin Moment Moment

The moment in which one transcends pass a Joaquin Moment. Some say it is was not only the greatest moment of their life but the pinnacle of humanity.
Person 1: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment
Person 2: joaquin moment moment
by Joaquin moment moment February 22, 2021
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Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*
by mysticfr0g December 26, 2021
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jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.
i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.
by benito1234 October 28, 2007
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Joaquin GM

Joaquin GM is a guy who mostly is tend to like pokemon go and arnold schweinzer-
GET TO THE CHOPPAAA
pokemon a game a joaquin GM is tend to like
by Marcelo Elizondo August 7, 2017
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Joaquin

Joaquin is nice
by Hithere65 September 27, 2019
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Joaquin

A popular singer who's song went viral around communities everywhere during the early 2020.
Joaquin is such a good singer
by 3457239481 December 11, 2020
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JOAQUINS COOL

Sexiest man to touch earth literally cracked at fortnite my guy Aaaaaaaaaa
Im so cracked

JOAQUINS COOL
by Cracked at Fortnite lol January 8, 2021
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