Inspector Complex

When you stalk someone's social media profile for too long, you start thinking like a detective because you just know they're up to something. Like a hero complex, but ten times creepier.

John: I'm stalking my ex's new boyfriend's profile because I'm pretty sure he's a weirdo, but now I think I'm developing an inspector complex.
Dave: Go, complex, go...

by Platinum6 July 10, 2023

The choochie inspector

Inspects the choochie of Every female in 200 miles

Oh god it’s the choochie inspector

by Bjaggi mix October 30, 2019

Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI)

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.

Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height

by QPaulG July 9, 2022

Inspectorate

1.
A body of an organization designed to maintain regulations or rules provided by that organization

2.
the cool guys in the Duchy of Vienna 1950s on roblox

1: Ayo what the fuck you guys are breaking all the rules!
2: What're you gonna do?
1: I'm gonna call...the inspectorate!
2: Uh oh, we're toast

by orsbot November 8, 2021

Inspector Gadget

A child who possesses an uncanny ability to manipulate situations in order to gain more screen time on gadgets like smartphones, while skillfully avoiding parental reprimand. Despite theoretically easy strategies, their tactics are often difficult to apply without backfiriring, leading to more trouble than originally intended.

Ever since he discovered how to sneak his phone during family dinners, he's become such an Inspector Gadget—always scheming for extra screen time while dodging mom's questions!

by Emotional Cruiser July 9, 2025

Inspectors

I mean, the reason he fired them matters and he has to have a reason.

Hym "Firing the inspectors might not be as trivial as you a trying to make it seem, Jewish shill who only returned to media after being named by a guy everyone knows but for some reason refuses to talk about publicly and you've changed your tune on literally everything. So... Maybe don't do what you're doing there."

by Hym Iam February 1, 2025

Sidewalk Inspector

People on heroin or other opiates who bend over and “inspect” the sidewalks.

Oh shit, there’s a sidewalk inspector! Glad he’s keeping the streets clean.

by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024