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Truck in the Tuck

This doesn't mean anything if you were a big fat cow and adhd dog-eyes with colorblind trucks.
Due to the wet weather you are currently going to die in the tuck in the tuck point in a truck.
Dude do the default dance in the tuck. Yes.
Person 2: Dude I want to kill you so bad, you must go back in the tuck of the truck B)
Person 1: 'Uno Reverse Card'
Person 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 1: Let's gooooo!! Do the default dance NOW! TRUCK IN THE TUCK!!!

Person 2: NO SHIT WAIT NO, FUCK YOU!
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tear apart my truck in the toilet 

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."