Monkey Hangers

Name given to people from the town of Hartlepool in the North East of England. The reason being during the Napoleonic Wars (around the 1800s) a monkey washed up on the beach at Hartlepool. The unfortunate primate was tried and executed because the locals thought it was French. This is referred to with some misplaced pride now as the town's football club's mascot is called H'Angus the Monkey.

"Hey, did you hear those Monkey Hangers elected their football mascot as their mayor?"

"Well, that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines."

by The_Strut November 25, 2004

heavy hangers

Large natural tits that flop under their own weight.

I'd like to squeeze her heavy hangers.

by agw August 22, 2003

hanger string

the plastic strings that you use to hold a piece of clothing on a hanger

Tuck your hanger strings into your shirt, or else.

by craigerator May 8, 2009

Hedge Clippings

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

Hedgehog

The cutest animal on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I love hedgehogs

by Diretioner💖 July 26, 2021

Cabbage-hanger

A pretentious, talentless artist.

Some cabbage-hanger set up a ladder on the boulevard and poured paint on it. Now he is sitting under the ladder, holding his cat and crying.

Debbie placed a bowl of lemons in a pile of white sand and said it was a comment on her mortality. She is a total cabbage-hanger.

by PullTab79 March 21, 2009

stank hangers

testicles in an objectionable odoriferous state

after a long day of basketball,Jamal's stank hangers were in desperate need of a wash.

by Sunny666 April 27, 2010