alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.

wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen

by flippy gibby May 1, 2010

Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.

Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT

by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

Francis Drake Saducas Hansen

Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though

Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"

by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 27, 2022

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.

Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.

by Cheyenne Hansen November 14, 2016

Camp Hansen

A United States Marine Corps base in Okinawa, Japan that’s run entirely by Lance Corporals. There is a hellhole known as Kintown right outside of base, where Marines go to get absolutely shitfaced, stumbling back on base. Many Marines have some legendary stories of all the “hood rat” shit they’ve done while stationed here.

I would have extended out here, but I probably would have gotten arrested had I stayed at Camp Hansen.

by Bfrank240 July 12, 2019

Ingrid Hansen

The softest bitch in the world.

Man. . . I thought you were a badass, but you're just Ingrid Hansen.

by Taco Flores November 12, 2019