Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Happy Meal

The term “Happy Meal” is used for a relationship that generally leaves a smile on your face. Doesn’t include sex just a genuine happy relationship.

Jeff is Stephanie’s version of a happy meal. She’s always happy as long as she is talking to him

by Chicasteff February 27, 2018

Happy Meal

When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).

I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind

by kinging_sa May 8, 2022

Happy Meal

Slang term used to discribe drug paraphernalia. Especially those sold in stores to keep things secret.

Aye, im gona run to the corner liquor store and get some happy meals for these fiends!

by Amacken February 3, 2021

Happy Meal

A girl that is petite but brings so much joy when having sex

Damn girl you a happy meal

by pdx_chris_50 August 26, 2019

happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).

"Get your happy meal face out of my kitchen!"

by legs21 May 21, 2010

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023