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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
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Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!
My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.
by AsianPowerr666 May 5, 2020
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Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food
Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool
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Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023
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Guinea pig

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One eyed guinea pig

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)
by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
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The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021
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