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Greek Vacation 

When your girlfriend/wife/boo/mistress/FWB/etc whom isn't a fan of anal sex (greek) gives it up either after you do something exceedingly nice, she is ridiculously drunk, or looking to experiment. Since this doesn't happen very often or takes awhile to work up to, it is like a cruise/trip to those ancient isles in the Mediterranean.
Guy: I can't believe it, my girl agreed to go on a Greek Vacation last night!
Other Guy: Incredible! Was it difficult getting into port?
Guy: You know I am an experienced captain, it took a few tries, but after some maneuvering my vessel just slid right in.
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greek god 

1 - Generally a male person with very beautiful lineaments and a very well-built, athletic body.

2 - Gods in Greek mythology.
1 - Mike Wahlberg is such a Greek God!

2 - Hercules is not a Greek God, he was mortal. His father Zeus was a Greek God.
greek god by wouldyou November 23, 2007

Greek Drive-By 

A Greek Drive-by or Greek Drive-by shooting is when multiple people of Greek Ethnicity drive by a person's house and throw old steak and fast-food coupons at the front door. A Greek Drive-By is commonly done to oppress minorities in Greece.
my friend's house got the Greek Drive-by the other day
Greek Drive-By by jellyjip October 16, 2019

Greek Time 

People of Greek descent are always late by at least 15 to 30 minutes.
I tell Nicole I’m going to pick her up 30 minutes earlier than I’m going to because she’s always late and runs on Greek time.
Greek Time by Greekgirl88 May 30, 2020

Greek Wave 

To swing your penis in a circular motion, similar to a 'helicopter', upon first greeting a new acquaintance.
I went around Trueman's friends house last night, I was barely through the door when he Greek waved me.
Greek Wave by badmanR May 20, 2009

Greek mythology 

A series of myths; usually having Greek gods,mythological creatures,heroes,and demi-gods.

Usually seen in Social Studies textbooks.
Artemis is the goddess of the moon and the hunt.
The Minotaur is a creature that is half man half bull.
Percy Jackson is a demi-god.
Samantha and I love Greek Mythology.

Greek physique 

Used in reference to a body that is godlike in appearance; such as the ones depicted in statues of Greek gods.
"My god, doesn't Raoul just have a Greek physique?"
Greek physique by mepulixer July 16, 2008