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grutton

unpleasant term for a lady's parts
by WilliG March 6, 2008
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Grafton

A single, alone, man/child, that has no friends. He comes from a dump truck. Lives alone with a couple of raccoons.

Otherwise a compleat ass.
Man: Who are you?, and you smell awful,
Grafton: I’m Grafton
Man: excuse me... *hurl*
by Jakajns February 13, 2019
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Grafton, Massachusetts

Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history although long and often confusing tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
The phrase "as backwards as Grafton, Massachusetts" came from this tale
by Christopher Whalen January 5, 2009
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Grafton

Grafton is a poor version of Cedarburg. They can't win a sport even if they tried. They live in a shitty town filled with average people. How boring. Nowhere near the competition level of Homestead & Cedarburg.
Man: Do you live in Grafton?
Boy: Yeah
Man: Im so sorry
by grafton sportssuck March 25, 2010
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Gatto

A guy who is in touch with his femine side. Especially when it comes to shopping.
Person A: Nice clothes

Person B: I spent my entire paycheck on these jeans and my gf has to get her weave done.
Person A: Your such a Gatto.
by Janiceismexican April 25, 2012
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Grotto Slap

to slap someone after waving both of your arms in a 'flowy' motion as you would in a retro club. One arm movement must flow into the other and thn the slap should take place.
"john was winding me up so after school i grotto slapped him up on the field then ran of, im ghetto.
by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006
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mossy grotto

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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