Grassy Grasshopper

A messy vagina

Man she had a fucking grassy grasshopper

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

Grasshopper

To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.

Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.

by Gigilamour February 6, 2023

Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.

Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg

by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020

saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016

Grasshopper

A man that creates wealth

You are learning young grasshopper

by BigMetropolis December 18, 2021

moon grasshopper

The word moon grasshopper refers to a time when the slaves run and hop over things at night it’s a racial slur

Shut up you moon grasshopper

by TLR da coolest March 3, 2025