good morning and God bless 

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

good morning and God bless by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

good morning and god bless 

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

good morning and god bless by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

Good Morning and God Bless by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

Good Morning and God Bless by Defining shift May 26, 2018

good morning and god bless 

When you have your breakfast on the shitter.

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.

good morning and god bless by Supaiupa May 27, 2018

Good morning and God bless 

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

Good morning and God bless by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

Good Morning and God Bless by poxytron May 31, 2018