gnarly head

Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.

Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night.

by Cranshaw April 27, 2008

gnarly

Used by Painter Bob Ross to describe an older twisted tree.

This big ol' tree is gnarly.

by Eazy eeeeeee September 12, 2006

gnarly

something super dope,rad,sik, and or mind bottling!

usually said wen describing something really cool and used when amaized or wowed!

shroter use of word "gnar".

dude! did u see that wipe out!! that was fuking gnarly!!

dude ur new skateboards prety gnar.

omg dude he's so gnarly at snowboarding!

by dope kid47 June 26, 2009

Gnarly Death Spider

A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.

a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.

by Hawkings September 8, 2009

Gnarly duke

A massive, seemly non-human, DUMP. This can be in the form of a hammer head or the prairie dog variety but most often follows a two day drinking and eating binge.

On the way to the party, I had to stop and take a Gnarly Duke.

I just laid down a Gnarly Duke.

I'll be over to help you move your stuff but I have to take a Gnarly Duke first.

by wood dick September 29, 2011

Gnarler

A weight-challenged unattractive female.

Q: "Dude did you see Rikki Lake in Crybaby?"
A: "yeah bro, that bitch is a gnarler"

by Sean M. Lennon April 12, 2006

Gnarly Physical Science Teacher

A teacher who'll drive into American Wing Co. blasting Luda's hit song, "Move Bitch Get Out The Way", with a car full of freshman cheerleaders.

Where's that music coming from?
Oh from that Gnarly Physical Science Teacher!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007