Gluten sniffer

1. A person with celiac disease or a gluten intolerance that sniffs other people’s gluten-filled foods.

Girly 1: What are you eating over there?

Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?

Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.

by Sman June 23, 2025

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021

Gluten Free Lee

A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.

Ah he's such a Gluten Free Lee, he won't even eat a chip.

by RW10 January 23, 2025