Minnesota Geyser

The act of coming and shitting at the same time.

That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.

My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night

by Poetiq January 4, 2017

Geyser Gals

When two female friends or two females in general have sex with the same guy. female version of Eskimo brothers

Oh yeah she fucked my man I guess we are geyser gals now

by The riddler96 November 15, 2021

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021