by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.
Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.
Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.
Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.
Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.
Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.
by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015

by Poetiq January 4, 2017

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.
"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.
by Imgonnafreebaseyou February 14, 2024

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
by LilNiggy November 24, 2013
