Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

geyser

mitski’s best song

geyser by mitski is amazing

by hinatsurusbitch November 14, 2022

Poo Geyser

Insert mentos and diet coke into butt hole and let the mixture spray in your face.

My face looks slightly tanner due to the Poo geyser I received last night.

by Dirty Dawgz January 10, 2012

Mud Geyser

When a woman sleeps with a black man and shoots the sperm out of her vagina.

"Did you hear that Britney was a mud geyser last night?"

by CastWhenDumb June 29, 2025

Kneading the geyser

Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.

I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.

by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023

grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.

Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!

by ubfrfrg March 5, 2022