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Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.
Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.
by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
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80's Rumble Geyser

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.

Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.
Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.

Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.
by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011
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geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015
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blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.
My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night
by Poetiq January 4, 2017
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Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.
"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016
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Sticky Geyser

Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.
“Dude I totally gave heather a sticky geyser last night at the rager.”
by Imgonnafreebaseyou February 14, 2024
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White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
by LilNiggy November 24, 2013
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