Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.
Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
by Nick February 3, 2004

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by ThatGuyGerald November 18, 2022

Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
by Jim Ray Morton April 3, 2017

A person that spark changes in people and cause them to discover themselves.
They often times do things that brings out the potential in the people around them. Without their existence in some people's life, so many things could have gone wrong.
They often times do things that brings out the potential in the people around them. Without their existence in some people's life, so many things could have gone wrong.
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