"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."
"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."
by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013
When a unconscious body gets jizzed on his or her lips and as the sperm gets sticky you stick pubic hairs to them.
by Thelookster39 July 03, 2017
by DatniggabigK September 28, 2016
by gatito negro April 06, 2020
That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 02, 2025
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by TheShowWithTheToy April 11, 2018